воскресенье, 25 октября 2015 г.

The remarkable story of a remarkable man (Re.)
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Astronaut, the first time in the history of mankind have chosen to open space, unable to climb back. He freely floated at the end of the 5-meter rope over the planet, but when it's time to go back - it turned out that the suit did not swollen and crawls to the gateway.

To get there, he had to relieve the pressure in the suit to 0.27 earth - it happens somewhere in the three kilometers of Everest.

Wonder, but he lost consciousness at the same time. But now he did not let a second gateway. He managed to get into, but grossly violated the instructions - forward head, not feet. He collapsed alongside fellow. As soon as his breath, came the news - automatic return to Earth is broken. Again, the first time in the history of mankind, the ship had to return to the planet by hand. And then came the thing: the new Voskhod - 2 only window faced the side window. In it it was seen only stars. Run the engine is not - instead of returning fly away further and stay there forever.

Astronauts desperately crawling around the cabin, peering from different angles in the ill-fated window pretending to memory, where the Big Dipper, and where the Earth, and finally start his engine. Already, navernoe, funny sounds, but again for the first time in human history, they took their places at the working engine rocket acceleration which tries to turn into a cake. For them, it remained a mystery where she will carry them.

Descent little they remember. We woke up, got out. Snowdrifts around the waist. Cold - minus 30. The ship had plenty of bailout funds - fishing hooks, shark repellent, one TT pistol, and so on. But the cold did not think. The astronauts took off their spacesuits, they poured out liters of sweat every five bare lit a fire, carefully wrapped and waited, occasionally nastukivaya Morse code - SOS. The text did not diversify - and what actually write on the entire planet? We Soviet cosmonauts, are hell knows where we badly ...

This signal screened trees. Astronauts guessed moved through the snowdrifts. In the end, SOS caught in Bonn. The Germans reported to the Kremlin. Our not believe.

And at this time - the only thing that the Mission Control Center knew about the missing cosmonauts, is that they landed somewhere in Russia. Hundreds of helicopters have been raised in the air and combed the neighborhood. At this time on TV reported that the astronauts landed safely and the rest in a sanatorium. The pause between the message and the appearance on the screen, the astronauts themselves clearly delayed. Unable to stand, Korolev Brezhnev phoned and asked what the hell. Korolev evil replied, "My business is to run the astronauts, your - to inform. You hurry, I did not."

Finally, one of the helicopters spotted the fire and two cosmonauts accident near him. But it was impossible to sit there. Pehom A group of skiers to clear the area axes. And from the sky rained gifts - warm clothes and boxes of brandy. Clothes hung on all the trees, cognac broke. Astronauts uvёrtyvalis and gloomy mother.

I deliberately set out everything in the genre zaviralnye adventure novel. To become clear contrast. I just told the documentary record Alexei Leonov. As if in rebuttal bullshit on his chest burned two stars of the Hero of the Soviet Union. I would give a dozen - to more than Brezhnev, and for each, "the first time in the history of mankind" in this flight. All of them - so Russian ...

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